Monkey LongsThe Crowd
Longs.The Monkey Profits.
Monkey Longs is a crypto trading game where the community votes on which coin to long. One monkey. One bag. All of us.
is king.
Waiting for the next round to start...
no markets match "" đ
Burns đĨ
no burns yet. the fire is being prepared. đĨ
Past Rounds
no rounds settled yet. the monkeys are warming up. đ
The Lore
In 2025, a wildlife rehab in South Africa handed rescued vervet monkeys a tablet and let them trade. Every tap was a trade. The experiment went viral as the monkeys' picks started beating professional fund managers, and one monkey rose above the rest: Monkey Fink, CEO of BananaRock, the ape that allegedly outtraded BlackRock.
The original $FINKEY coin captured the moment, then faded. This is the revival. Same monkey, same energy, but this time the crowd holds the tablet: holders vote with their bags, and the monkey longs whatever the crowd picks. Profits buy back and burn $FINKEY. The monkey never stopped trading. The market just stopped watching.
How it works
1x leverage. 20% of treasury per round. 1h holds. Holders vote with their bags, the monkey longs the crowd's pick. Buybacks and burns done manually by the head monkey.